Ever since we were first married, Chris has been bringing jokes to the dinner table. Here's his latest:
One day, a man was driving on a long country road. He was enjoying the pretty scenery outside his side window when suddenly he spotted a cat in the road. But it was too late, the man ran right over that cat.
After a few minutes, the man's guilt got the better of him, and he turned the car around to search for the cat's owner. He drove up to a farm house next to the spot where he hit the cat. An old farmer's wife answered the door.
"Hello, ma'am," he began. "I'm sorry to tell you this, but I believe I just ran over your cat."
"Oh, no, that's terrible!" she replied. "Wait a minute, what makes you so sure it was my cat?" she demanded. "What does he look like?"
The man looked at the woman, then did this:
The woman shook her finger at the man. "No you fool! I mean what did he look like BEFORE you hit him!?"
The man looked at the woman for a moment, then did this:
hahaha!
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